da_yong02

Why is there an endless stream of troops inside the school bus๐Ÿ‘ฝ:

End0menda and ZEZET491

The "Last Laugh" Express

In the American wasteland, survival is a choice. For Mike "Endo" Rye, a Pole with a dark sense of humor, and Sergiey "Zezet" Black, a green-skinned Russian holding onto his sanity via a steady stream of sedatives, that choice is a customized school bus.

The interior is a masterpiece of "moron-engineering." Mike claims the bottom bunk, nursing a can of red "rage" drink, while Zezet stands nearby, his zombie-like form a constant reminder of why the meds are necessary.

A gas mask hangs ominously behind the driverโ€™s seatโ€”for when the air gets too thick with spores, or just Sergieyโ€™s complaints.

The crown jewel of their mobile base is the blue Duplicator, gagged and tied up in the kitchenette next to a stack of blue "courage" sodas. Mike keeps the freak around for its "Manual Labor" glitch.

Need the bus pushed out of a ditch? Mike just slaps the gagged monster until a few extra Zezet-clones pop out to do the heavy lifting. Why pay for a crew when you can just punch a clone out of your best friend?

They roam the locations, scavenging for pills and hoping the next person they meet is a friend, not a Marauder. Itโ€™s a bickering, chaotic existence, but as Mike says while slapping the Duplicator for a fresh set of hands: "Itโ€™s not a home, Sergiey, but itโ€™s got a great view of the fire."

u/bull-baguette

Ever wondered how a bus can hold more than an infinite number of men armed with shovels? Well, here's a ***Possible*** answer.

green.saic144

The reason why there is a continuous stream of people coming out of the bus๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ